Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Uma Piada de mineiro - Telecomunicação



Durante escavações nos EUA, arqueólogos descobriram, a 100 m de profundidade, vestígios de fios de cobre que datavam do ano 1000.

Os americanos concluíram que seus antepassados já dispunham de uma rede telefônica naquela época !

Os argentinos, para não ficarem para trás, escavaram também seu subsolo, encontrando restos de fibras ópticas a 200 m de profundidade.

Após minuciosas análises, concluíram que elas tinham 2.000 anos de idade. Os argentinos concluíram, triunfantes, que seus antepassados já dispunham de uma rede digital a base de fibra óptica quando Jesus Nasceu!

Uma semana depois, em BEOZONTE, foi publicado o seguinte anúncio:

"Após escavações arqueológicas no subsolo de Contagem, Betim, Barbacena, Formiga, Juiz de Fora, Poços de Caldas, Itajubá, São João Del Rey, Beraba, Berlândia Araguari, Divinópolis, Rio Piracicaba, Pará de Minas, Tuiutaba, Pitangui, Patos de Minas, Esmeraldas, Patrucínio, Viçosa, Ponte Nova, Timóteo, Inhapim, Governador Valadares, e diversas outras cidades mineiras, até uma profundidade de 500 metros, os cientistas mineiros não encontraram absolutamente
nada!"

Assim, se conclui que os Mineiros já dispunham, há 5.000 anos, de uma rede de comunicações sem-fio: wireless (por isso se pronuncia 'uai'reless

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